why does every video game personality act like they’re a much older family member that’s trying really hard to relate to me

horny 

@duende Oversaturate the market. Talk about slutty dragons so frequently that every search for the term goes back to you. Make every Rick and Morty fan regret evoking the phrase "slut dragons" when the algorithms of the internet are suddenly pushing your slutty dragons at them. Turn it into a data landmine.

lewd cshr shitpost 

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wish i could go back to my 2010 self and be like “hey, you’re trans” but not specify how.

that fucker would never figure it out lmao

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i hate that 'slut dragons' is now a rick and morty reference. how tf am i supposed to talk about slutty dragons now

lewd, i want you to think really hard before opening this jpeg of the thick red bull 

invite pellets and thick Red Bull guy to mastodon please

i want you to think really hard before opening this jpeg of the thick red bull 

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i want you to think really hard before opening this jpeg of the thick red bull 

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cursed food 

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How is DocuSign a thing that we need an entire company for

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