why does every video game personality act like they’re a much older family member that’s trying really hard to relate to me

horny 

ii wanna.... compare dicks with ppl

@duende Oversaturate the market. Talk about slutty dragons so frequently that every search for the term goes back to you. Make every Rick and Morty fan regret evoking the phrase "slut dragons" when the algorithms of the internet are suddenly pushing your slutty dragons at them. Turn it into a data landmine.

lewd cshr shitpost 

i get signs

from the tops

saying stay the fuck down

lewd 

@duende this is just forcedfem but it's forcedrick

wish i could go back to my 2010 self and be like “hey, you’re trans” but not specify how.

that fucker would never figure it out lmao

lewd 

how many furries do u think call their partner a slut dragon on a daily basis and have to deal with this reality now

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i hate that 'slut dragons' is now a rick and morty reference. how tf am i supposed to talk about slutty dragons now

lewd, i want you to think really hard before opening this jpeg of the thick red bull 

@hyperlink they're doing surgery on a grape voice: they're doing inflation kink on a redbull

invite pellets and thick Red Bull guy to mastodon please

i want you to think really hard before opening this jpeg of the thick red bull 

“i think it’s hand time.” “no” “i think it’s time to grab it”

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i want you to think really hard before opening this jpeg of the thick red bull 

he just looked at me and said “i need my fortnite oatmeal”

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cursed food 

pellets guy texts me “come to the kitchen” and says “we’re making thick red bull”

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How is DocuSign a thing that we need an entire company for

@duende i am a good sona. i am a powerful sona. art and fursuits have nothing to do with it. i an impact the popufurs i love without lifting a finger but i would only impact them in positive ways.

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